You’ve got the golden ticket.

Dessert after dessert?! This is madness! I doubt this is good for our teeth. Well, I suppose you should never-ever doubt what nobody’s sure about. And when you’re in our chocolate factory, there’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going.

There’s no knowing where we’re rowing. Or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Are these hats scratch-n-sniff? Who can even do that? The candy man can!

Augustus Gloop

Chocolate

$ 1195.42

Veruca Salt

Teal

$ 1195.42

Mike Teevee

Pink

$ 1195.42

One small step for hats, one giant step for mankind.

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You may not be able to lick the wallpaper, but you’ll look equally insane when you’re sniffing these underbrims.

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