Locate a soft, flexible seamstress tape measure. Determine the widest portion of your head, typically starting just above the eyebrows and in the rear, you may feel a slight knot on the back of your skull.
No soft tape measure? Simply cut a 30” piece of string and grab a yard stick.
Using a mirror, place the tape so that centimeters are visible starting at the front and wrap it comfortably around your head covering the widest portion until it overlaps above the eyebrows and ears.
If using a string method, follow the steps above. Mark on the string where it overlaps so that you can lay it down against the yard stick to determine the length in inches.
You should be left with a measurement between 52 & 63 centimeters. Use our provided conversion chart below to determine your appropriate hat size. Enjoy.
It’s always good to measure a few times to ensure that you achieve a consistent result.
*Complimentary measuring tape available in shops or by contacting
We offer a 1 year manufacturers guarantee on all of our products, from the date of your purchase.
All products determined valid by Goorin Bros. to be defective in manufacturing or materials may be exchanged within 365 days of the date of purchase, and when accompanied by the original paper or digital receipt. Goorin Bros. guarantee doesn’t cover ordinary wear and tear, or damage caused by improper use or accidents.
Items must have been purchased directly from goorin.com or a Goorin Bros shop. Items purchased through third party retailers are not covered under Goorin Bros manufacturer warranty.
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If you are not satisfied with your order, we will happily exchange or return your purchase within 14 days of fulfillment, free of charge.
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The Farm is always experimenting with what the trucker truly is. Fabrics, animals, colors, and playful words will always change, but our signature silhouette remains the same. You always know what you are getting, time and time again.
Each trucker purchased from Goorin Bros., comes with a holographic sticker, ensuring the authenticity of your new hat. Often imitated, but never duplicated.
OUR LEGECYand beyond
Although we started The Farm in 2003, our roots go back to 1895 on the cobblestone streets of Pittsburgh, PA. We are proud of our heritage, but it does not define who we are today. Embracing the same historical principles as our iconic trucker, The Farm expands into additional shapes to create fashion pieces that can survive in an untamed world and unleash the wild inside.
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