Candyland

You’ve got the golden ticket.

Dessert after dessert?! This is madness! I doubt this is good for our teeth. Well, I suppose you should never-ever doubt what nobody’s sure about. And when you’re in our chocolate factory, there’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going.

There’s no knowing where we’re rowing. Or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Are these hats scratch-n-sniff? Who can even do that? The candy man can!